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How to Commit the Perfect Misdemeanor
Executing the perfect crime doesn’t happen by accident. It’s why we spent years perfecting the formulation for Misdemeanor. Here’s our advice on how to commit a flawless Misdemeanor.
Set the scene
Like a fine bottle of wine, the setting can make or break your experience. The same goes for Misdemeanor. It’s going to meet you where you’re at. If you’re in a chill mood in a chill space, it’s going to help you chill right into that. But if you’re at a club where the music is pumping, it’ll turn the dial to 11 with you. So pick your vibe and lean in.
Master the ritual
Four small moves between you and a perfect night.
Misdemeanor is perfect for any occasion, but it’s always good to have a little food in your stomach before you drink it.
Treat it like a sipping shot, not a tequila shot.
Hold it in your mouth for a few seconds before swallowing to enhance the effect.
Stop at one, or come back for a second or third depending on how mischievous you want to get.
Pick the right accomplice
There are countless ways to commit a Misdemeanor. Here’s a few of our favourites.
The Speeding Ticket
Crack it open and knock it back. That’s it.
Posting Bond Cocktail
Mix 2 oz Misdemeanor, 1.5 oz non-alc dry vermouth, pinch of salt. Stir over ice about 15 seconds, strain into a frozen glass, lemon twist.
The Bailmaker
Mix a Misdemeanor into a non-alcoholic (or, if you’re feeling ballsy, alcoholic) beer.
The Misdem-artini
Mix 1 oz Misdemeanor, 1 oz fresh lemon juice, 0.75 oz simple syrup, and a pinch of salt. Shake with ice, pour into a tall glass over fresh ice, top with 3 oz soda and a lemon wheel.
The Hung Jury
Can’t decide which way to go? Pour a Misdemeanor into a highball on ice and let other people worry about the details.
Whatever your accomplice, savor every sip. Keep your drink in your mouth for a few seconds, swish around. You’ll appreciate the crime more and enhance the absorption.
Practice makes perfect
Just like the crew in Ocean’s 11, sometimes it takes a few attempts to get it right. Misdemeanor is no different. It’s a function of how some of the ingredients work with your body. If it doesn’t know what to feel, you may not realize you’re feeling it.
So if you don’t feel the rush on your first Misdemeanor, don’t worry and don’t fret. Sometimes it takes people 2–3 tries before they get it.
Some pull it off on the first job. For everyone else, the heist gets better with practice.
Ready to commit?
Misdemeanor — a 2 oz drink of the funnest, legalest, non-alcoholic stuff on earth.
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