This much fun without booze should be criminal

But it’s not. Misdemeanor is a 1oz shot of the funnest, legalest, non-alcoholic stuff on earth.

A brand for adults who still want stories

Everyone wants to drink less. Nobody wants to be boring

If sparkling water worked,
we wouldn’t be here.

We started Fun Loving Company to give you the buzz without the booze or the hangover.

Mischief without the mess

Feel uninhibited without alcohol.
No waking up wondering why you texted your ex.

Nothing sketchy inside

No added sugar. All-natural, all-legal ingredients.

Fast enough for the night

Average onset around 5-10 minutes, so it fits the plan you’re already making.

Made for social energy

Designed for connection, laughter, openness, and being more up for it.

The good kind of yes

Consistent. Clean. Repeatable. Not random, weird, or too much.

•Non-addictive •Fast onset •No kratom •No kava •No cannabis •No caffeine •Alcohol-free •Hangover free •Better night, better morning

What will I feel?

All the fun, none of the consequences

Misdemeanor is designed to make you feel warm, connected, and uninhibited. Feel alive tonight. Stay employable tomorrow.

Individual experiences vary.*

5-10 min

You’re in.

30–45 min

The room gets better

1–1.5 hours

Loose, social, in the pocket.

Tomorrow

Best night. Better morning.

Criminal fun.
Legal ingredients.

Built to make the night better, not weirder.

Kanna (Mesembrine)

Opens the door to warmth, connection, and say "yes" energy.

Licorice Root Extract

Keeps the night rolling a little longer.

Black Cumin Seed Extract

Smooths everything out and keeps the balance, so the fun stays clean.

Not our words. Theirs.

You probably want to know how it feels. Fair.

“Super awesome. Transcendent. You know it’s good when you finish and the first thing your wife says is, “When can you get more?” I think misdemeanor was a much more expansive and fun experience than Feel Free.”

Alex C.

“10/10. Controlled euphoria. Stark but subtle.”

Dr. Jordan S.

“A nice body and mind buzz quite quickly after ingesting.”

Andres A.

“A good feeling, mostly grounding and ease-full.”

Michael S.

“A really nice place with good energy, an elevated mood, relaxed, and just generally feeling better without feeling high.”

Fil B.

“Warm and fuzzy.”

Noah B.

“I feel like I’m rolling!”

Chris S.

“Way better than cannabis edible. Would take thiis all the time.”

Alex E.

“The best kanna experience I’ve had.”

Dr. Molly M.

“A nice and vibey feeling. Heart and head centered. It was great.”

Alon O.

“I feel amazing.”

Mark W.

“I took a double shot of the spicy stuff and felt warm for about an hour. Sorta like I wet my pants, but on the inside. You know, emotionally.”

Ben A.

“10/10. Like the feeling of having had 2 large glasses of excellent red wine.”

Philippe B.

“12/10. Feel amazing. Can’t stop smiling.”

Stefano P.

“I feel pretty buzzed. Feels kind of like a mild roll!”

Aaron W.

“I’m so happy! For the 1st time in 20 years I feel drunk!”

Vera K.

Frequently Asked Question

•What is Misdemeanor?

Misdemeanor is a functional shot designed to lift your mood, loosen your shoulders, and make the next couple of hours considerably more interesting. Think of it as the part of the night where the conversation gets good — in a bottle.

•What does it feel like?

Different for everyone, but the through-line is lighter. Shoulders drop. The room gets a little warmer. Conversation flows easier, jokes land better, and the part of your brain that overthinks everything takes a well-earned break. Not floaty, not foggy — just you, with the volume turned up on the good stuff and down on the noise.

•What’s in it?

The headline act is kanna — a South African plant with a long traditional history of use for mood and social ease. We pair it with a supporting cast of botanicals chosen for digestive comfort and a smoother arc, including licorice root, black cumin seed, vine tea leaves, pagoda tree seeds, tormentil root and ginger root.

•What’s NOT in it?

No cannabis. No kratom. No kava. No alcohol. No caffeine. No sugar. Misdemeanor is its own thing — not a stand-in for any of the above.

•Will I feel it?

Yes, most people notice a shift within about 10–15 minutes, though everyone’s sensitivity is different.

•When should I take it?

Whenever the day could use a little upgrade. Before going out, mid-afternoon when the wall hits, at the start of something you actually want to enjoy. We’d skip it right before bed — it’s not sedating, but it’s not trying to be.