Misdemeanor

4.9 / 5 Star Rating

A non-alcoholic social shot for nights that need more than sparkling water. Feel more open, more connected, and more up for it, without alcohol and the hangover.

4-Pack

$7.50 per bottle

$30.00

8-Pack

$6.87 per bottle

$55.00

Best Savings

Pack Size

Clear

Stop. Drop. And Roll.

Misdemeanor’s formulation is designed to help you drop into a flow and roll with whatever the night becomes.
It’ll help you feel warm, connected, and uninhibited.

Individual experiences vary.*

5-10 min

You’re in.

30–45 min

The room gets better

1–1.5 hours

Loose, social, in the pocket.

Tomorrow

Best night. Better morning.

Mischief without damage

Know what you’re getting, so you can actually let go.

Other lame social tonics are like expensive soda. Taste good but don’t deliver. Misdeamanor is built for the good kind of yes.

Crack it. Cheers it. Hold it for a few seconds.
Then the night is yours.

Criminal fun.
Legal ingredients.

Built to make the night better, not weirder.

Kanna (Mesembrine)

Opens the door to warmth, connection, and say "yes" energy.

Licorice Root Extract

Keeps the night rolling a little longer.

Black Cumin Seed Extract

Smooths everything out and keeps the balance, so the fun stays clean.

Not our words. Theirs.

You probably want to know how it feels. Fair.

“Super awesome. Transcendent. You know it’s good when you finish and the first thing your wife says is, “When can you get more?” I think misdemeanor was a much more expansive and fun experience than Feel Free.”

Alex C.

“10/10. Controlled euphoria. Stark but subtle.”

Dr. Jordan S.

a nice body and mind buzz quite quickly after ingesting… a drift similar to a microdose of psilocybin.

Andres A.

“A good feeling, mostly grounding and ease-full.”

Michael S.

“a really nice place with good energy, an elevated mood, relaxed, and just generally feeling better without feeling high.”

Fil B.

“Warm and fuzzy.”

Noah B.

“I feel like I’m rolling on 60 – 80mg of MDMA!”

Chris S.

“Felt like a took 500mg of mushrooms”

Kale Y.

“Way better than cannabis edible. Would take thiis all the time.”

Alex E.

“The best kanna experience I’ve had.”

Dr. Molly M.

“Felt like I did a museum dose of MDMA.”

Sanjay S.

“a nice and vibey feeling. Heart and head centred. After a while it moved to the heart and resembled mdma. It was great.”

Alon O.

“I feel amazing.”

Mark W.

“I took a double shot of the spicy stuff and felt warm for about an hour. Sorta like I wet my pants, but on the inside. You know, emotionally.”

Ben A.

“10/10. Like the feeling of having had 2 large glasses of excellent red wine.”

Philippe B.

“12/10. Feel amazing. Can’t stop smiling.”

Stefano P.

“I feel pretty buzzed. Feels kind of like MDMA!”

Aaron W.

“I’m so happy! For the 1st time in 20 years I feel drunk!”

Vera K.

Frequently Asked Question

•What is Misdemeanor?

Misdemeanor is a functional shot designed to lift your mood, loosen your shoulders, and make the next couple of hours considerably more interesting. Think of it as the part of the night where the conversation gets good — in a bottle.

•What does it actually do?

It amplifies your serotonin system like other empathogenic compounds. Most people describe a clean lift in mood, a heart-opening, a softening of social friction, and a quiet sense that everything is, in fact, going to be fine. It’s bright. It’s sociable. It’s the opposite of doom-scrolling.

•What does it feel like?

Different for everyone, but the through-line is lighter. Shoulders drop. The room gets a little warmer. Conversation flows easier, jokes land better, and the part of your brain that overthinks everything takes a well-earned break. Not floaty, not foggy — just you, with the volume turned up on the good stuff and down on the noise.

•How long until I feel it?

Fast. Most people feel it within the first five minutes. The experience usually runs about 60 minutes, then eases off without the cliff.

•How intense is it?

One serving feels about as intense as 1-2 alcoholic drinks, but with a cleaner, less intoxicating feeling.

•How many should I take?

We’ve personally taken up to 5 servings in a night without issue. However, when you're first trying Misdemeanor start with one and see how it feels.

•What’s the best way to take it?

Two tips that make a real difference. One: take it on a light stomach — a couple of hours after your last meal is the sweet spot. Two: don’t just throw it back. Swish it around your mouth for a few seconds before you swallow. The actives absorb partly through your mouth, and that little extra dwell time gives you a faster, cleaner onset. Treat it like a sipping shot, not a tequila shot.

•What’s in it?

The headline act is kanna — a South African plant with a long traditional history of use for mood and social ease. We pair it with a supporting cast of botanicals chosen for digestive comfort and a smoother arc, including licorice root, black cumin seed, vine tea leaves, pagoda tree seeds, tormentil root and ginger root.

•What’s NOT in it?

No cannabis. No kratom. No kava. No alcohol. No caffeine. No sugar. Misdemeanor is its own thing — not a stand-in for any of the above.

•Is it legal?

Yes. Every ingredient in Misdemeanor is legal and available as a dietary supplement / natural health product. Kanna has been used traditionally for centuries and is sold openly in North America. The name is a wink, not a warning label.

•Is there alcohol in it?

No. Misdemeanor is alcohol-free. It’s designed to give you the good parts of a night out without the parts you’d rather not remember (or feel the next morning).

•Will it make me high?

No. Misdemeanor isn’t intoxicating in the way alcohol or cannabis are. It’s a mood lift, not a departure from reality. You’ll feel like a better version of yourself, not a different one.

•Who is it for?

Adults who still believe a good time is a perfectly respectable life goal. People going to a dinner, a date, a show, a Tuesday. Anyone who wants the social ease of a drink without the drink.

•When should I take it?

Whenever the day could use a little upgrade. Before going out, mid-afternoon when the wall hits, at the start of something you actually want to enjoy. We’d skip it right before bed — it’s not sedating, but it’s not trying to be.

•Can I take more than one?

We recommend starting with one and seeing where it lands. Everyone’s chemistry is a little different. If you’re new to kanna, give your first shot a fair shake before deciding what’s next.

•Is it safe with medications?

Kanna interacts with the serotonin system, so Misdemeanor is not recommended if you’re taking SSRIs, SNRIs, MAOIs, or other serotonergic medications. If you’re on any prescription, talk to your doctor before trying it. Do not take if you’re pregnant or nursing.

•What does it taste like?

Bright, spicy, citrusy, a little herbal. We optimized for drinkable, not medicinal.

•Where can I buy it?

Right here, direct from us. More stores soon. If you want it in your favorite spot, tell us! We listen.

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