A non-alcoholic social shot for nights that need more than sparkling water. Feel more open, more connected, and more up for it, without alcohol and the hangover.
We’re racing to make more! Back-orders expected to ship after July 4.
Misdemeanor’s formulation is designed to help you drop into a flow and roll with whatever the night becomes. It’ll help you feel warm, connected, and uninhibited. Individual experiences vary.*
Know what you’re getting, so you can actually let go. Other lame social tonics are like expensive soda — taste good but don’t deliver. Misdemeanor is built for the good kind of yes.
One serving feels about as intense as 1–2 alcoholic drinks, but with a cleaner feeling. Runs about 60 minutes, then eases off without a sharp decline.
But it’s not. Misdemeanor is a 1 oz shot of the funnest, legalest, non-alcoholic stuff on earth.
Eight botanicals, one job: make the night better.
Here’s the FLC-1* blend, as it reads on the label.
South Africa’s San people have used kanna for centuries to lift the mood and loosen the room. It’s the headline act — and the reason you feel it within minutes.
The multiplier. Known for 3,000 years as “the seed of blessing,” it works alongside the kanna to help it punch above its weight — a little goes further, and the good feeling stays clean.
Kanna’s hype man. Licorice helps the star ingredient absorb better and stick around longer, so the lift hits harder and lasts. Naturally sweet, too — so the shot doesn’t taste like a dare.
A kitchen-and-apothecary staple for thousands of years. It’s the little heat and the bright, spicy kick — the flavor cue that tells you the good stuff is online.
A European herb-cabinet staple since the Middle Ages. It’s the reason the shot goes down easy and feels gentle from the first sip — so nothing gets between you and the good part.
Seeds from the Japanese pagoda tree, a prized botanical in traditional formulas. They add a mellow, body-level ease underneath the mood lift — relaxed, never wired.
A prized Chinese tea for over a thousand years. While you sleep, it helps your body do its overnight reset — so the night stays a great memory and the morning shows up clear.
A true warming spice — it gets the blood moving and adds to that cozy, lit-from-within glow. The aromatic close that makes the whole shot feel as good as it tastes.
Misdemeanor is perfect for any occasion, but it’s always good to have a little food in your stomach before you drink it.
Treat it like a sipping shot, not a tequila shot.
Hold it in your mouth for a few seconds before swallowing to enhance the effect.
Stop at one, or come back for a second or third depending on how mischievous you want to get.
There are countless ways to commit a Misdemeanor. Here are three of our favorites — the full rap sheet lives on the how-to page.
Crack it open and knock it back. That’s it.
Mix a Misdemeanor into a non-alcoholic (or, if you’re feeling ballsy, alcoholic) beer.
Mix 1 oz Misdemeanor, 1 oz fresh lemon juice, 0.75 oz simple syrup, and a pinch of salt. Shake with ice, pour over fresh ice, top with soda and a lemon wheel.
“Super awesome. Transcendent… much more expansive than Feel Free.”
“10/10. Controlled euphoria. Stark but subtle.”
“Warm and fuzzy.”
“I feel like I’m rolling!”
“Way better than a cannabis edible. Would take this all the time.”
“The best kanna experience I’ve had.”
“10/10. Like the feeling of having 2 large glasses of excellent red wine.”
“12/10. Feel amazing. Can’t stop smiling.”
Feel more open, more connected, and more up for it — without alcohol and the hangover.
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